By: A. L. LaForge.

Unit-5445 wrapped their hands around the hot mug. “Am I doing this right?”

“Yeah, just don’t burn yourself. Before you taste, take a deep breath over it.”

Unit-5445 did as instructed. “I must admit, that is nice.”

“I told you smell receptors would be worth the investment. Now, take a sip.”

Unit-5445 let the hot liquid slide over their newly installed “taste buds.” They were silent a moment. “Roger … it tastes awful.”

Roger laughed and slapped his thigh. “All part of the experience, buddy.” He clinked his own mug against Unit-5445’s. “Welcome to the morning shift, friend. Sugar’s on the table.”

© 2026. A. L. LaForge

A. L. LaForge is a writer focusing on fantasy, horror, and humor. Her work has previously been performed on The NoSleep Podcast.

Posted March 11, 2026.