By: T Milton.

Every day, prolonged exposure to Earth’s atmosphere takes its toll on our stranded alien visitors. Lingering. Lost. No hope of rescue.

You can be that salvation.

Please, call the number on your screen right now, and for less than the price of a cup of coffee, your monthly tax-deductible donation can provide essential medical care, biologically adapted shelters, and the vital research needed to speed our guests home.

Call in the next half hour and receive this commemorative T-shirt along with a photo of your sponsored extraterrestrial. Don’t wait. Let your call say, “Friend, you can believe in me, too.”

© 2026. T Milton

T Milton is a songwriter, poet and novelist who has spent the last 25 years honing his storytelling skills out on a rock in the Salish Sea.

Posted April 29, 2026.